Avant-Garde Apparel
Stepping from the ruins
of consumer-material worship,
we reclaim our purpose,
leaving nothing to waste.
Burlap Sack Ponchos
Yo! Check the science on this one.
You’re not wearing a Burlap Sack?
$250
(adjusted for inflation)
Burlap Sack Headbands
Display your superior social status with an overpriced headband.
Skillfully crafted from burlap, this opulent accessory transforms common materials into a striking statement of prestige.
Crown yourself the humble king.
$75
Chic Shipping Smocks
Sophisticated. Civilized. Cultured.
Classier than most wardrobes
at prices peasants can’t afford.
$10,000